What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 11:30

Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Commanders CB Lattimore feeling 'way better' - ESPN
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Next, they tried...
What one thing makes someone a very mature person?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
What are your darkest taboo confessions?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Probability of Asteroid 2024 YR4 hitting the Moon increases - theregister.com
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
What was your first gay male experience?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Why are American university students fine with sharing a room?
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
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What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Red Sox rookie addresses alleged false claims about father’s background - Boston Herald